I'm being sarcastic but it still sucks. Anyone see the news article on MSN today about how there's a Helium shortage and how it's soon going to be all gone? This is in response to this.

Nim: Oh my gosh, I read that in 2012, there was a helium shortage. Eventually it was all gone. Take a guess on how it was all used up.

Ruga: no.

Nim: Because of party balloons. Can you believe that? What a waste of a valuable substance. What remained was used for their space projects until eventually they ran out of it for that too.

Ruga: Who cares?

Nim: Well, it's what humans used then to get into space back then.

Ruga: What?

Nim: No wonder it took humanity so long as a whole to get out into space… That's so sad… Oh, Liquid Helium. See, look at their rockets. They used Liquid helium for fuel.

*Shows Ruga pic of rocket*



Ruga: ……………LMAO!! It's so primitive and bulky. Humans were so stupid then. Still stupid. Humans had invented things such as HAARP and CERN back then, but were still using helium and what the fuck is that?

Nim: Those are the rocket boosters.

Ruga: And Rock-ett Boo-sters to get into space. That's freaking funny.

Nim: Come on. You know there was a secret space program.

Ruga: What's all that on the outside?

Nim: What's all what?

Ruga: The white part.

Nim: Um… It says here, ceramic tiles.

Ruga: …Cer-am-ic? What is that?

Nim: …Hmm... According to the Arch network, it's an inorganic crystalline material. It was used mostly to make dishes and um… toilets back then.

Ruga: Heh heh heh… LOOOOL.

Nim: Gosh Ruga, it's embarrassing enough.